Originally posted by Troll
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Question for the girls, dumping
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Originally posted by Troll...or suggest a 3 some - & use it as an excuse if she says noCall the copsComment
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?and what if she says yes.. and brings her sister's ex boyfriend?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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"Just make sure you sh*ag her before you tell her... like a parting gift"
Why not tell her while in the act.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish"Just make sure you sh*ag her before you tell her... like a parting gift"
Why not tell her while in the act.
lol
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Ok, apart last shags and threesomes any other ideas or tell us how you've dumped people in the past (if some of you have ever had a gf)But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish"Just make sure you sh*ag her before you tell her... like a parting gift"
Why not tell her while in the act.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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can't give you any advice as I've never been dumped before I usually do the dumping !!
Used to think its best to be straight, but a white lie to spare someone's feelings is quite humate ..
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