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Spent the weekend in a Spa hotel

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    Spent the weekend in a Spa hotel

    It was lovely. Not far from Tegernsee. Complete with childcare, win. Of course the Sauna was for adults only, without garments. A year ago I'd have been a little British about this but not now. Place the towel over the racks and stew myself away for 20 minutes, if I can manage that without overheating. Then these three German girls walked in. I'm like, they're all shaved. Stop it, look at the ceiling. Then one of gals lying alongside and under me started stroking her torso, the other sat opposite moved her legs apart. Honestly, nearly had me a heart attack.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain
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    They rebranded Thisle Heathrow?

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      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      They rebranded Thisle Heathrow?

      And he's hiding in the gym ladies' changing room.

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        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        It was lovely. Not far from Tegernsee. Complete with childcare, win. Of course the Sauna was for adults only, without garments. A year ago I'd have been a little British about this but not now. Place the towel over the racks and stew myself away for 20 minutes, if I can manage that without overheating. Then these three German girls walked in. I'm like, they're all shaved. Stop it, look at the ceiling. Then one of gals lying alongside and under me started stroking her torso, the other sat opposite moved her legs apart. Honestly, nearly had me a heart attack.
        what's the done thing at that point?
        Is getting a boner good, bad or mandatory?
        See You Next Tuesday

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          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          It was lovely. Not far from Tegernsee. Complete with childcare, win. Of course the Sauna was for adults only, without garments. A year ago I'd have been a little British about this but not now. Place the towel over the racks and stew myself away for 20 minutes, if I can manage that without overheating. Then these three German girls walked in. I'm like, they're all shaved. Stop it, look at the ceiling. Then one of gals lying alongside and under me started stroking her torso, the other sat opposite moved her legs apart. Honestly, nearly had me a heart attack.
          Remember to leave a review on Tripadvisor...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            It was lovely. Not far from Tegernsee. Complete with childcare, win. Of course the Sauna was for adults only, without garments. A year ago I'd have been a little British about this but not now. Place the towel over the racks and stew myself away for 20 minutes, if I can manage that without overheating. Then these three German girls walked in. I'm like, they're all shaved. Stop it, look at the ceiling. Then one of gals lying alongside and under me started stroking her torso, the other sat opposite moved her legs apart. Honestly, nearly had me a heart attack.
            Copyright Razzle 1995
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Remember to leave a review on Tripadvisor...
              And fill out an expense claim.

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                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                Remember to leave a review on Tipadvisor...
                FTFY
                "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    Not far from Tegernsee.

                    Tegernsee is nowhere near Spa, in fact it’s over 600km away.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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