Reply to: Spent the weekend in a Spa hotel

[Zigenare]

In my advanced years a girl is < 30.

A message to you angry leave voters from Europa

Who's angry?

[NigelJK]

A message to you angry leave voters from Europa

So basically don't leave, fantasise about being shafted?

[TwoWolves]

Sounds hellish..................where was this again? Just asking for a friend...............

Carasana: Friedrichsbad

[shaunbhoy]

Similar happened to me in Baden Baden when I went there with the wife. I think the girls find it fun to wind-up the shy guys.

In one of the baths, there were two pools, one full of older men and the other with me and the wife. Then in come a group of models (we had seen them doing a photoshoot earier in town, all French) who all head for our pool and surround me and the wife, squerming and giggling. The wife thought it was hillarious as I tried to divert my eyes from their physical perfection.

Sounds hellish..................where was this again? Just asking for a friend...............

[TwoWolves]

Similar happened to me in Baden Baden when I went there with the wife. I think the girls find it fun to wind-up the shy guys.

In one of the baths, there were two pools, one full of older men and the other with me and the wife. Then in come a group of models (we had seen them doing a photoshoot earier in town, all French) who all head for our pool and surround me and the wife, squerming and giggling. The wife thought it was hillarious as I tried to divert my eyes from their physical perfection.

[vetran]

Do you recognise any of the *ahem* faces? Me and my vulva: 100 women reveal all | Life and style | The Guardian

more like here

Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all | Life and style | The Guardian

NSFW!!!!!!!!!

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[jds 1981]

Do you recognise any of the *ahem* faces? Me and my vulva: 100 women reveal all | Life and style | The Guardian

[scooterscot]

In my advanced years a girl is < 30.

A message to you angry leave voters from Europa

[Old Greg]

Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.

So they were women? You said girls. This thread is suddenly so much less concerning.

[PhiltheGreek]

Spent the weekend in a spa hotel

Weekend? It's Friday now, so where have you been for the rest of the week? Draining the EU andrex supply or in Himmler's 'psychiatric assessment centre' on wilhelmstrasse?

[Old Greg]

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"yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Cryptoscots"

FTFY

[minestrone]

Being Sectioned...

The emergency sections last up to 72 hours during which time arrangements must be made to assess if a section 2 or section 3 is necessary.

Being sectioned | Royal College of Psychiatrists

"yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Germany"

[greenlake]

Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.

And this was you....

[scooterscot]

Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.

[vetran]

They have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them.

need mind bleach now!