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Spent the weekend in a Spa hotel
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Think about anything other than the steaming flesh of yonder. And then she stands and at the same point as do readying myself to leave, she says 'Servus' as we squeeze out the door.Originally posted by Lance View Postwhat's the done thing at that point?
Is getting a boner good, bad or mandatory?
Okay the squeezing out the door was a lie. But she did drop her robe on the floor. Gwd. Felt like I was in a carry on flick for a minute."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Why read it when you can live it?Originally posted by Paddy View PostCopyright Razzle 1995"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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There's a great spa near where I live. My wife and I looked at a yearly ticket - quite expensive. So we joined the adjacent gym which costs a little more, but our health insurance pays half, and it gives unlimited access to the spa.
Which was nice.
They have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them. You can go outside and steam in the snow. Being as I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, I rarely see anything that might cause a reaction. Most people (i.e. non-pervs) just don't look.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThey have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them.
need mind bleach now!Comment
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Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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And this was you....Originally posted by scooterscot View PostSeriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.
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Being sectioned | Royal College of PsychiatristsBeing Sectioned...
The emergency sections last up to 72 hours during which time arrangements must be made to assess if a section 2 or section 3 is necessary.
"yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Germany"Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by minestrone View PostDIGNITAS in Germany
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Schmiedestrasse 39
30159 Hannover
Telephone national: 0511 336 2344
Telephone international: +49 511 336 2344
Fax national: 0511 336 2682
Fax international: +49 511 336 2682
E-mail: dignitas@dignitas.de
"yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Cryptoscots"Comment
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Spent the weekend in a spa hotel
Weekend? It's Friday now, so where have you been for the rest of the week? Draining the EU andrex supply or in Himmler's 'psychiatric assessment centre' on wilhelmstrasse?Comment
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