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Previously on "Spent the weekend in a Spa hotel"

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    In my advanced years a girl is < 30.

    A message to you angry leave voters from Europa
    Who's angry?

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  • NigelJK
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    A message to you angry leave voters from Europa
    So basically don't leave, fantasise about being shafted?

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  • TwoWolves
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Sounds hellish..................where was this again? Just asking for a friend...............
    Carasana: Friedrichsbad

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
    Similar happened to me in Baden Baden when I went there with the wife. I think the girls find it fun to wind-up the shy guys.

    In one of the baths, there were two pools, one full of older men and the other with me and the wife. Then in come a group of models (we had seen them doing a photoshoot earier in town, all French) who all head for our pool and surround me and the wife, squerming and giggling. The wife thought it was hillarious as I tried to divert my eyes from their physical perfection.
    Sounds hellish..................where was this again? Just asking for a friend...............

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  • TwoWolves
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    Similar happened to me in Baden Baden when I went there with the wife. I think the girls find it fun to wind-up the shy guys.

    In one of the baths, there were two pools, one full of older men and the other with me and the wife. Then in come a group of models (we had seen them doing a photoshoot earier in town, all French) who all head for our pool and surround me and the wife, squerming and giggling. The wife thought it was hillarious as I tried to divert my eyes from their physical perfection.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by jds 1981 View Post

    more like here

    Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all | Life and style | The Guardian

    NSFW!!!!!!!!!

    401 Unauthorized - missing signature

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  • jds 1981
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    Do you recognise any of the *ahem* faces? Me and my vulva: 100 women reveal all | Life and style | The Guardian

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  • scooterscot
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    In my advanced years a girl is < 30.

    A message to you angry leave voters from Europa

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.

    So they were women? You said girls. This thread is suddenly so much less concerning.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Spent the weekend in a spa hotel

    Weekend? It's Friday now, so where have you been for the rest of the week? Draining the EU andrex supply or in Himmler's 'psychiatric assessment centre' on wilhelmstrasse?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    DIGNITAS in Germany

    DIGNITAS-Deutschland e.V.
    Schmiedestrasse 39
    30159 Hannover

    Telephone national: 0511 336 2344
    Telephone international: +49 511 336 2344

    Fax national: 0511 336 2682
    Fax international: +49 511 336 2682

    E-mail: [email protected]

    "yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Cryptoscots"
    FTFY

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  • minestrone
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    Being Sectioned...

    The emergency sections last up to 72 hours during which time arrangements must be made to assess if a section 2 or section 3 is necessary.
    Being sectioned | Royal College of Psychiatrists

    "yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Germany"

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.
    And this was you....

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  • scooterscot
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    Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    They have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them.

    need mind bleach now!

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