Originally posted by Mordac
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If you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years
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Blimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!Originally posted by Paddy View Post
Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefitsbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Too little, too late, for most on here...Originally posted by tazdevil View PostIf you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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As opposed to Kellogg'sOriginally posted by xoggoth View Post
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...leasuring.htmlWhat do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common? Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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New Age Verification
Don't you just have to make a peace sign and go "far out man" ?
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Probably right too. Nobody's going to have a wink over a bowl of cornflakes - they come from a crusty old box.Originally posted by Paddy View Post
The alternatives however;
A full fryup - plenty of grease...
Kippers - who wouldn't be excited at the thought of a split kipper?
Porridge - chin dribbling innuendo opportunities
Fruit and yoghurt - everyone I know enjoys dashing Greek yoghurt over a nice peach.
No, Kellogg had a point, albeit a very stupid one.Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View Post Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...
no it is clear one claims it back from one's employer, you may however be a significant shareholder of your employer. YMMV
Eyes and eyesight testing for display screen equipment work - HSEComment
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