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vetran replied

13 January 2019, 00:54
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...

no it is clear one claims it back from one's employer, you may however be a significant shareholder of your employer. YMMV

Eyes and eyesight testing for display screen equipment work - HSE
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PhiltheGreek replied

12 January 2019, 21:53
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

As opposed to Kellogg's

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...leasuring.html

Probably right too. Nobody's going to have a wink over a bowl of cornflakes - they come from a crusty old box.

The alternatives however;
A full fryup - plenty of grease...
Kippers - who wouldn't be excited at the thought of a split kipper?
Porridge - chin dribbling innuendo opportunities
Fruit and yoghurt - everyone I know enjoys dashing Greek yoghurt over a nice peach.

No, Kellogg had a point, albeit a very stupid one.
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Big Blue Plymouth replied

12 January 2019, 21:40
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Don't you just have to make a peace sign and go "far out man" ?
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Paddy replied

12 January 2019, 21:05
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Blimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!

Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefits

As opposed to Kellogg's

What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common? Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...leasuring.html
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Mordac replied

12 January 2019, 20:42
Originally posted by vetran View Post

one claims it back from your employer

Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...
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vetran replied

12 January 2019, 14:13
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?

one claims it back from your employer
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Mordac replied

12 January 2019, 11:18
Originally posted by tazdevil View Post

If you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years

Too little, too late, for most on here...
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xoggoth replied

12 January 2019, 10:58
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

The cost to the NHS for eye tests

Blimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!

Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefits
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tazdevil replied

12 January 2019, 10:55
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?

If you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years
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Mordac replied

12 January 2019, 10:42
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

The cost to the NHS for eye tests

What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?
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tazdevil replied

12 January 2019, 10:37
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

It will be with bank card and credit card vitrification. A nominal amount will be deducted discreetly marked on your statement as "Porn site verification."

Who pays for porn? There's enough free stuff on the web to satisfy any desire All this'll do is push the pay sites underground
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Paddy replied

12 January 2019, 10:34
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Another utterly ridiculous law. Hormonal adolescents under the age of 16 who are not legally allowed to have sex with others are the ones who need porn most. What's wrong with having a w*k anyway?

Would be better to focus on stuff promoting or glamorising violence.

The cost to the NHS for eye tests
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xoggoth replied

12 January 2019, 10:28
Another utterly ridiculous law. Hormonal adolescents under the age of 16 who are not legally allowed to have sex with others are the ones who need porn most. What's wrong with having a w*k anyway?

Would be better to focus on stuff promoting or glamorising violence.
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meridian replied

12 January 2019, 10:26
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

http://https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6582625/Porn-users-prove-age-view-images-online.html

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet? Did I miss it?

I’d like to believe that’s because we’re not all Daily Mail-reading bedwetters.
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woohoo replied

12 January 2019, 10:20
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Vpn providers will be rubbing their hands together.
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