Watchya got on Yo Wrist?

[Lance]

Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!

Just big ones?

[xoggoth]

Just big ones?

Nah, not them either. Doubt a .22 air rifle would down an elephant anyway.

[xoggoth]

The rifle is really ancient, early 70s. A group of us used to go target shooting in lunch hour at my first job. Then some idiot accidentally shot a bloke through the hand and the company wouldn't let us bring them to work anymore.

[woohoo]

Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!

Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).

[TestMangler]

Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).

Flog 'em to Admin.....

[Zigenare]

Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).

Drop 'em off at your local nick.

[PhiltheGreek]

Drop 'em off at your local nick.

Yeah, kick the front doors open and burst in waving them around. It's cold out there today too, so a balaclava might be advised. Let us know how you get on.

[WTFH]

Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!

What about cyclists?

[northernladuk]

Your mum.

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[Mordac]

Yeah, kick the front doors open and burst in waving them around. It's cold out there today too, so a balaclava might be advised. Let us know how you get on.

It's a Saturday, most local nicks are shut. In fact most local nicks are permanently shut. I reckon he could run around Windsor waving a pair of Purdeys and it would fall upon your valet to shoot him.