Reply to: Watchya got on Yo Wrist?

[bluetoaster]

Were you?

Nope

[Platypus]

Enough hair to make Old Greg's widow's peak full again. Been thinking of getting an Apple watch though. Please talk me out of wasting my cash. I would rather get an air gun.

Get both. Problem solved! I have both and can thoroughly recommend having both

[Mordac]

Remember to calibrate it on occasion. Mine once told me I was 167m below sea level.

Were you on an Italian cruise ship?

[d000hg]

I can't remember when I last wore a watch - probably when I used to sail.

I just got out of the habit as I find them uncomfortable. Shame as I like the aesthetics.

[jds 1981]

Remember to calibrate it on occasion. Mine once told me I was 167m below sea level.

Were you?

[bluetoaster]

Just got me a Tissot Touch.

Got a built in compass and altimeter, among other things.

Always good to know how high you are

Remember to calibrate it on occasion. Mine once told me I was 167m below sea level.

[PhiltheGreek]

Valet? If someone wheels me outside, i'll off the bugger myself - even I could spot a tooled up orangutan in Windsor.

[Mordac]

Yeah, kick the front doors open and burst in waving them around. It's cold out there today too, so a balaclava might be advised. Let us know how you get on.

It's a Saturday, most local nicks are shut. In fact most local nicks are permanently shut. I reckon he could run around Windsor waving a pair of Purdeys and it would fall upon your valet to shoot him.

[northernladuk]

Your mum.

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[WTFH]

Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!

What about cyclists?

[PhiltheGreek]

Drop 'em off at your local nick.

Yeah, kick the front doors open and burst in waving them around. It's cold out there today too, so a balaclava might be advised. Let us know how you get on.

[Zigenare]

Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).

Drop 'em off at your local nick.

[TestMangler]

Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).

Flog 'em to Admin.....

[woohoo]

Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!

Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).

[xoggoth]

The rifle is really ancient, early 70s. A group of us used to go target shooting in lunch hour at my first job. Then some idiot accidentally shot a bloke through the hand and the company wouldn't let us bring them to work anymore.