Salisbury cathedral

[BlasterBates]

The difference between border controls and freedom of movement is that when you have border controls the criminals have to fill out some paperwork first.

[Jog On]

Where is Jon On when you need him?

[AtW]

Didn't you say it was setup by MI5?

[webberg]

Unless of course we're missing the obvious connection between Salisbury and the Porton Down chemical analysis/warfare/weaponisation facility that is a few miles outside the city - in our conspiracy theory.

Than again, being kind, the cathedral has a copy of Magna Carta and the worlds' oldest mechanical clock.

(I went to school there - hence the inside knowledge).

[Jog On]

Didn't you say it was setup by MI5?

Might be in my post history. You can squirrel through it and find it if you need something to keep you occupied

[DaveB]

Mr Petrov said friends had recommended Salisbury to them because "there's the famous Salisbury cathedral, famous for its 123-metre spire".

It's true! They even left a review on Tripadvisor!

[Jog On]

It's true! They even left a review on Tripadvisor!

That is some good trolling

[saptastic]

Why were traces of Novichok found in their London hotel room?

Luckily the Skirpals didnt live somewhere like scunthorpe (no offence Scunthorpe). That may have been an interesting justification.

[vetran]

The difference between border controls and freedom of movement is that when you have border controls the criminals have to fill out some paperwork first.

and submit it in advance.

[GJABS]

Have they hidden a big stash of Novichok in Salisbury cathedral spire? Or under one of the large stones at Stonehenge perhaps?