Nurse!!! He has forgotten his meds again!
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He still needs help to wipe his elbow...Originally posted by vetran View Posta mod that doesn't know their alphabet - why am I not surprised
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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That was me stealing his test network (although technically we referred to it as "borrowing") but I'm glad to see the Russians have a different interpretation of the facts...Originally posted by AtW View PostStealing test networks isn't work...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Sounds good. Balance is important in life.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMarried with 2 kids. My outgoings are around 3-3.5k per month. But then again Zopa pays me 1500 per month and rent is around 1800, if it wasn't for tax and the school fees I'd be laughing.
But Zopa could go Wonga so be careful.
My outgoings are more than yours and we still have to prepare for increasing costs as the kids get older. So retiring on £x amount might seem reasonable now but I wouldn't want to struggle when the kids are older and going through Uni etc.
And don't talk to me about tax
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They borrowed the Crimea!Originally posted by Mordac View PostThat was me stealing his test network (although technically we referred to it as "borrowing") but I'm glad to see the Russians have a different interpretation of the facts...
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https://app.uown.co/properties
9% return on Stanmore Street (guaranteed(?) for 2 years)
Downsides - you have to sell your shares and find someone to buy them to get your original investment back. For average investor, no tax. For contractor who takes dividends, your prevailing tax rate.
I've stuck a non-trivial but modest amount in. So far, living up to promise.Comment
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Finding a greater fool? Sounds like cryptotulips...Originally posted by mudskipper View Posthttps://app.uown.co/properties
9% return on Stanmore Street (guaranteed(?) for 2 years)
Downsides - you have to sell your shares and find someone to buy them to get your original investment back. For average investor, no tax. For contractor who takes dividends, your prevailing tax rate.
I've stuck a non-trivial but modest amount in. So far, living up to promise.Comment
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Hmm. There's actual houses underpinning this. You might be right, and my investment choices have had mixed outcomes. Concept seems sound though. They do have a guaranteed rebuy property but the return is lower at 5.5%. Happy so far, will no doubt come whinging when I lose all my money.Originally posted by AtW View PostFinding a greater fool? Sounds like cryptotulips...Comment
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