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    Done this one yet - mildly NSFW

    Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex  | Daily Mail Online

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin because they were having anal sex
    Chinese man, 26, and his wife, 24, went to the doctor after failing to conceive
    After a check, doctors claimed they had been having 'the wrong type of sex'
    An obstetrician handed them sex education books and gave them 'guidelines'
    The wife has reportedly got pregnant after following the doctor's advice
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online
    but is it the husband's or the doctor's child?

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

        Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online
        or....they were trying for a child but all they kept getting was a little sh*t.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin because they were having anal sex
          Now that she has four years of experience, she's definitely well-qualified for this job....

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

            Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online
            In all seriousness, this is not unusual especially in the middle east where pre-marital sex is forbidden. The usual first question by a fertility doctor is "What hole are you using"
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              In all seriousness, this is not unusual especially in the middle east where pre-marital sex is forbidden. The usual first question by a fertility doctor is "What hole are you using"
              well AssGuru only has one offspring, I was suspecting 'leakage'.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                I did wonder what the 'check' would be that the doctor did
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I did wonder what the 'check' would be that the doctor did
                  She'll probably have a bum hole like that goatse guy so not too difficult to spot.
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    She'll probably have a bum hole like that goatse guy so not too difficult to spot.
                    Apparently, according to the article my beau sent me on the topic, three fingers could be easily inserted.

                    It is possible to check for the hymen being intact, which is usually an indicator of female virginity. Except it's easily broken via non-sexual activity and is a completely unreliable method.

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