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ladymuck replied

31 August 2018, 07:39
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

She'll probably have a bum hole like that goatse guy so not too difficult to spot.

Apparently, according to the article my beau sent me on the topic, three fingers could be easily inserted.

It is possible to check for the hymen being intact, which is usually an indicator of female virginity. Except it's easily broken via non-sexual activity and is a completely unreliable method.
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northernladuk replied

30 August 2018, 16:36
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I did wonder what the 'check' would be that the doctor did

She'll probably have a bum hole like that goatse guy so not too difficult to spot.
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MaryPoppins replied

30 August 2018, 16:24
I did wonder what the 'check' would be that the doctor did
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vetran replied

29 August 2018, 20:15
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

In all seriousness, this is not unusual especially in the middle east where pre-marital sex is forbidden. The usual first question by a fertility doctor is "What hole are you using"

well AssGuru only has one offspring, I was suspecting 'leakage'.
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Paddy replied

29 August 2018, 19:56
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online

In all seriousness, this is not unusual especially in the middle east where pre-marital sex is forbidden. The usual first question by a fertility doctor is "What hole are you using"
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greenlake replied

29 August 2018, 16:23
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin because they were having anal sex

Now that she has four years of experience, she's definitely well-qualified for this job....
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Yorkie62 replied

29 August 2018, 10:24
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online

or....they were trying for a child but all they kept getting was a little sh*t.
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GJABS replied

29 August 2018, 10:06
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Yorkie62 replied

29 August 2018, 10:06
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online

but is it the husband's or the doctor's child?
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vetran started a topic Done this one yet - mildly NSFW

29 August 2018, 09:55
Done this one yet - mildly NSFW

Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex | Daily Mail Online

Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin because they were having anal sex
Chinese man, 26, and his wife, 24, went to the doctor after failing to conceive
After a check, doctors claimed they had been having 'the wrong type of sex'
An obstetrician handed them sex education books and gave them 'guidelines'
The wife has reportedly got pregnant after following the doctor's advice
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