Bet Littlejohn has fun with this

[vetran]

Magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity and end chronic shortage of judges | Daily Mail Online

WANTED: More magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity among the judiciary
Chairman of Magistrates Association hopes for a more diverse set of JPs
John Bache said their past offences could help other feel less alienated
Criminals are not barred from becoming JPS but warned against applying

[GreenMirror]

So you can apply now?

[vetran]

So you can apply now?

Nope I'm white, married to a woman and don't have a criminal record. Maybe if my leg dropped off or Mrs V decided she liked girls as well.

[Zigenare]

Nope I'm white, married to a woman and don't have a criminal record. Maybe if my leg dropped off or Mrs V decided she liked girls as well.

Most of 'em do - I believe.

[vetran]

Most of 'em do - I believe.

Don't believe what you see on xHamster sonny.

[Zigenare]

Don't believe what you see on xHamster sonny.

That's a dream shattered! Thanks Dad!

[GJABS]

So in other words, if you want to become a magistrate, it might be worth putting a brick through a shop window, getting convicted, and put the resulting criminal record on the application form?

Now, where do I get a brick?

[DimPrawn]

So in other words, if you want to become a magistrate, it might be worth putting a brick through a shop window, getting convicted, and put the resulting criminal record on the application form?

Now, where do I get a brick?

You nick one you idiot.

You will never make the grade as a snowflake magistrate with that sort of short sightedness...

[NickFitz]

I'm always surprised that Littlejohn is so concerned about the affairs of the UK, given that he lives in Florida

[vetran]

That's a dream shattered! Thanks Dad!

Not a problem its where I met your mum & Aunt Fanny.