Bet Littlejohn has fun with this

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GJABS replied

22 August 2018, 17:31
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

You nick one you idiot.

I couldn't do that - it's against the law to steal things.
Oh wait...
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vetran replied

22 August 2018, 15:57
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

I'm always surprised that Littlejohn is so concerned about the affairs of the UK, given that he lives in Florida

Its peculiar, All those European ex pats on here want a say.

Littlejohn however is paid to write for the Wail
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vetran replied

22 August 2018, 15:54
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

That's a dream shattered! Thanks Dad!

Not a problem its where I met your mum & Aunt Fanny.
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NickFitz replied

22 August 2018, 15:22
I'm always surprised that Littlejohn is so concerned about the affairs of the UK, given that he lives in Florida
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DimPrawn replied

22 August 2018, 14:28
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

So in other words, if you want to become a magistrate, it might be worth putting a brick through a shop window, getting convicted, and put the resulting criminal record on the application form?

Now, where do I get a brick?

You nick one you idiot.

You will never make the grade as a snowflake magistrate with that sort of short sightedness...
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GJABS replied

22 August 2018, 14:23
So in other words, if you want to become a magistrate, it might be worth putting a brick through a shop window, getting convicted, and put the resulting criminal record on the application form?

Now, where do I get a brick?
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Zigenare replied

22 August 2018, 12:30
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Don't believe what you see on xHamster sonny.

That's a dream shattered! Thanks Dad!
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vetran replied

22 August 2018, 12:26
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Most of 'em do - I believe.

Don't believe what you see on xHamster sonny.
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Zigenare replied

22 August 2018, 12:23
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Nope I'm white, married to a woman and don't have a criminal record. Maybe if my leg dropped off or Mrs V decided she liked girls as well.

Most of 'em do - I believe.
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vetran replied

22 August 2018, 12:19
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

So you can apply now?

Nope I'm white, married to a woman and don't have a criminal record. Maybe if my leg dropped off or Mrs V decided she liked girls as well.
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GreenMirror replied

22 August 2018, 12:04
So you can apply now?
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vetran started a topic Bet Littlejohn has fun with this

22 August 2018, 11:58
Bet Littlejohn has fun with this

Magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity and end chronic shortage of judges | Daily Mail Online

WANTED: More magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity among the judiciary
Chairman of Magistrates Association hopes for a more diverse set of JPs
John Bache said their past offences could help other feel less alienated
Criminals are not barred from becoming JPS but warned against applying
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