Call the Sweeny. They always get their man.
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Or the professionals...They're are really good at this sort of thing..apparentlyOriginally posted by NigelJK View PostCall the Sweeny. They always get their man.Comment
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They always seemed to get plenty of pussy.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostOr the professionals...They're are really good at this sort of thing..apparentlyComment
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John Shaft?Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostDirty Harry.
Accept no substitutes.
He'll really make your day.Comment
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Originally posted by NigelJK View PostCall the Sweeny. They always get their man.
It's The Sweeney. Their "collars" do tend to fall out of the back of a police van on the way to the nick, and if they do make it there, they always seem to struggle with the stairs...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Here's the perfect sleuth for this case, Detective Mittens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Update
https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-after-1880617Journalist bombarded with foul abuse after questioning whether Croydon Cat Killer exists
Gordon Bennet! Is it safe to say anything anymore without some twat getting abusive?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View Post
It's The Sweeney. Their "collars" do tend to fall out of the back of a police van on the way to the nick, and if they do make it there, they always seem to struggle with the stairs...proper filth!We're The Sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner. You've kept us waiting, so unless you want a kicking you tell us where those photographs are."Comment
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