Thailand caves rescue

[d000hg]

Well if it happens very rarely that's the same as happening all the time.

[MyUserName]

Except for trained divers who do this stuff as their job. I don't recall the Fire brigade not going into burning buildings for H&S, or armed police failing to take down terrorists for H&S.

Riot police cannot train properly due to H&S, we were rioting against them and it was a joke.

[MonkeysUncle]

Simon Burgess drowned after firemen refused to wade in 3ft deep lake due to health and safety rules | Daily Mail Online

PCSOs who 'stood by' as boy drowned
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...ned-named.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla...-west-12610863


etc, etc

Its a world gone mad when people are not willing to help one another due to fear of being sued/fired:

It reminds of the nurse a few years back (in America this is) who refused to do CPR on an old woman because her boss told her not to...even though emergency services where on the phone ready to guide her through it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21664236

"In a tape of the call, dispatcher Tracey Halvorson can be heard saying: "I understand if your boss is telling you, you can't do it but... as a human being... is there anybody that's willing to help this lady and not let her die?"
"Not at this time," the nurse replies."

[vetran]

Yep, except in the movie all the Brits, Australians and Thai's who did the dangerous stuff are all replaced by a team of Yank Navy SEALs who arrive in a fleet of Apache's, tell the Thai authorities they are all idiots and then save the kids without help from anyone else.

you have read the script already?

[Yorkie62]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as leader of the Navy Seals, Tom Cruise as the foolish but brave and supportive coach.
Throw a love interest in for both and the mother of all tidal waves on its way to flood the caves just for good measure.
It writes itself.

Your forgot to add in a cameo appearance for Mr. D. Trump playing the part of US President with Ms S. Daniels as his able personal assistant....Or is that the plot for another movie????

[Mordac]

Your forgot to add in a cameo appearance for Mr. D. Trump playing the part of US President with Ms S. Daniels as his able personal assistant....Or is that the plot for another movie????

I'd be surprised if that movie hasn't been shot* already....

*deliberate typo...

[vetran]

Your forgot to add in a cameo appearance for Mr. D. Trump playing the part of US President with Ms S. Daniels as his able personal assistant....Or is that the plot for another movie????

As its an humanitarian theme we would need Morgan Freeman, "THE D" only bombs babies apparently.

[DoctorStrangelove]

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[NigelJK]

I don't recall the Fire brigade not going into burning buildings

BIL is retired Fireman, he says that's the first assessment they make on reaching an incident, and it's a low bar indeed.

[OwlHoot]

Well if it happens very rarely that's the same as happening all the time.

I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

Urine is quite nourishing

Paging Mary Poppins or Vetran. Can I suggest you add this contradictory bollox to your .sig ?