Going a bit thin on top

[xoggoth]

Don't wash it and let some fungus grow.

[greenlake]

Man, life is throwing you some curve balls. The bench, sugar tax, pasty tax and now losing the remnants of your ginger mullet.

Then they go and make upskirting illegal.

Feck, your life sucks right now.

If you could only see the bald spot....

[RetSet]

It appears that after a few years of the missus and a few other people pointing out that I was beginning to go a bit thin on top, it appears with the hot weather recently I may need to wear a hat.

Now on the whole I have beautifully soft hair, the type of hair a rough sailor would rub his hands through and dream of Timotei or a nice soft fluffy teddy bear wrapped in silk.

I am now deciding that I need to cover this impending spot or at least have one of those Wayne Rooney / Shane Warne weaves (without screwing any old age prossies) of course.

What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?

Man The **** Up and get the clippers out. No. 1 or you're a wuss!

[OwlHoot]

Let your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over

But on windy days try and stay indoors

[SueEllen]

Let your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over

But on windy days try and stay indoors

He could get a wig like Trump.

[vetran]

Let your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over

But on windy days try and stay indoors

Now I'm seeing this

[ChimpMaster]

There are some pretty nifty wigs these days. Or hair systems as they're known. I actually know a couple of people that wear them and you'd never know it wasn't their own hair.

[SimonMac]

Going a bit thin on top

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It's OK, you more than make up for it around the middle