Going a bit thin on top

[Hobosapien]

Friar Tuck didn't give a ****.

[Old Greg]

It appears that after a few years of the missus and a few other people pointing out that I was beginning to go a bit thin on top, it appears with the hot weather recently I may need to wear a hat.

Now on the whole I have beautifully soft hair, the type of hair a rough sailor would rub his hands through and dream of Timotei or a nice soft fluffy teddy bear wrapped in silk.

I am now deciding that I need to cover this impending spot or at least have one of those Wayne Rooney / Shane Warne weaves (without screwing any old age prossies) of course.

What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?

One of these is 100% guaranteed to stop you dying of cancer.

[radish2008]

A grade 1 induction cut.

Feels awesome. I had the same thing when I noticed the curve of the tube was getting colder. About 6 months back I cut it all off and have not looked back.

[scooterscot]

What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?

Reduced virility is nothing to be ashamed of. Get a smoking jacket and a copy of National Geographic.

[Old Greg]

Reduced virility is nothing to be ashamed of. Get a smoking jacket and a copy of National Geographic.

And check into the Thistle Hotel Heathrow for a weekend of self-hate.

[jamesbrown]

And check into the Thistle Hotel Heathrow for a weekend of self-hate.

Self-hate is a daily routine for scooty, not an event.

[Old Greg]

Self-hate is a daily routine for scooty, not an event.

Probably why he can't even put it on expenses.

[northernladuk]

I think that's the one and only time I'll ever see the word 'thin' in any of MF's me me me posts.

[greenlake]

What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?

Join the Church of the FSM and get a free hat....

[DimPrawn]

Man, life is throwing you some curve balls. The bench, sugar tax, pasty tax and now losing the remnants of your ginger mullet.

Then they go and make upskirting illegal.

Feck, your life sucks right now.