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At least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.Originally posted by SueEllen View Postwhile doing a burglary. Australian intruder 'drank champagne and fell asleep' - BBC News -
Cheap carpet, extension lead and messy cables; "expensive champagne". More like Australian Cava from Aldi at $7.99.
https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries...parkling-wine/"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I was reading along to see if he pissed the bed.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostAt least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That doesn't happen - MF has never been in there.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostAt least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Not the carpet, but the extension lead and messy cables looks like a tidier version of under my desk (I have a vertical stack plugged into the extension for good measure, but I do unplug it every night to stop myself from frying in my bed).Originally posted by Paddy View PostCheap carpet, extension lead and messy cables; "expensive champagne". More like Australian Cava from Aldi at $7.99.
https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries...parkling-wine/
Does anyone know where it point me for education in cleaning up the mess?
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Mumsnet. Search for Penis Beaker.Originally posted by cojak View PostNot the carpet, but the extension lead and messy cables looks like a tidier version of under my desk (I have a vertical stack plugged into the extension for good measure, but I do unplug it every night to stop myself from frying in my bed).
Does anyone know where it point me for education in cleaning up the mess?
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What about centreparcs?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostMumsnet. Search for Penis Beaker.
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