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    Don't get drunk...

    while doing a burglary. Australian intruder 'drank champagne and fell asleep' - BBC News
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    At least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.

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      #3
      Cheap carpet, extension lead and messy cables; "expensive champagne". More like Australian Cava from Aldi at $7.99.

      https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries...parkling-wine/
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
        At least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.
        I was reading along to see if he pissed the bed.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          At least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.
          That doesn't happen - MF has never been in there.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            Cheap carpet, extension lead and messy cables; "expensive champagne". More like Australian Cava from Aldi at $7.99.

            https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries...parkling-wine/
            Not the carpet, but the extension lead and messy cables looks like a tidier version of under my desk (I have a vertical stack plugged into the extension for good measure, but I do unplug it every night to stop myself from frying in my bed).

            Does anyone know where it point me for education in cleaning up the mess?
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              Not the carpet, but the extension lead and messy cables looks like a tidier version of under my desk (I have a vertical stack plugged into the extension for good measure, but I do unplug it every night to stop myself from frying in my bed).

              Does anyone know where it point me for education in cleaning up the mess?
              Mumsnet. Search for Penis Beaker.


              HTH
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Mumsnet. Search for Penis Beaker.


                HTH
                What about centreparcs?

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