Suppositories....

[glebe digital]

Always makes me laugh how repressed the average straight dude is . . . . the sphincter fear!!

Suppositories are nuthin' . . . . wait until you get a strange bladder infection and they send a 'small' camera up your wotsit, that tulip is NO JOKE.

[Bacchus]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought it said "Support tories..."

Which is funny, 'cos I thought you can shove that up your arse.

[greenlake]

Got a touch of the metrics, have to stick something up my bum for the first time, and I'm not gay.

Let me be the first to thank you for trying to plug your ozone hole....

[MrMarkyMark]

Always makes me laugh how repressed the average straight dude is . . . . the sphincter fear!!

Suppositories are nuthin' . . . . wait until you get a strange bladder infection and they send a 'small' camera up your wotsit, that tulip is NO JOKE.

That's why I suggested a good "honest" fisting, no lube, covers all further eventualities, small cameras included.

No worries.

[stek]

Well it's up, not too difficult once you get past the ring, surprising amount of room up there once you get past that.

Not supposed to poo for an hour after, had one before, now because I know I can't have one for a bit I want another one....

[MrMarkyMark]

Well it's up, not too difficult once you get past the ring, surprising amount of room up there once you get past that.

Not supposed to poo for an hour after, had one before, now because I know I can't have one for a bit I want another one....

You're a total closet and I collect my free suppository vouchers

[northernladyuk]

You're a total closet and I collect my free suppository vouchers

I'll make sure he pops it in the post for you.

[MrMarkyMark]

I'll make sure he pops it in the post for you.

I'm so pleased he took the professional route that I suggested just earlier.

I believe his wife is untrained in such matters and we could have witnessed yet another CUK disaster.

Less painful for all concerned.

[stek]

I'm so pleased he took the professional route that I suggested just earlier.

I believe his wife is untrained in such matters and we could have witnessed yet another CUK disaster.

Less painful for all concerned.

She’s in Leeds and I’m in Dublin.

I’m glad I did it, handy little void, might keep my car keys in there...

[MrMarkyMark]

She’s in Leeds and I’m in Dublin.

I’m glad I did it, handy little void, might keep my car keys in there...

A truly international business.

Virtual reality truly is the way forward.