Reply to: Suppositories....

[stek]

Stek are you from Leeds ?

I lived there, but I’m not a Yorkshireman Thank Christ.

Lanky lad, me!

[stek]

Just don't say "The drugs are up my arse" if you're asked if you have anything to declare.

Due to the lovely hard-border scuppering CTA as a Brit in Ireland I’m not subject to immigration control.

Besides, hoping to smuggle a few Jihadi Somalis in up there....

[radish2008]

She’s in Leeds and I’m in Dublin.

I’m glad I did it, handy little void, might keep my car keys in there...

Stek are you from Leeds ?

[barrydidit]

As I’m flying home on fri, do suppositories need to go in the little plastic bag for the plane?

Just don't say "The drugs are up my arse" if you're asked if you have anything to declare.

[MrMarkyMark]

As I’m flying home on fri, do suppositories need to go in the little plastic bag for the plane?

Just stick them up your 'arris, they will be safe there

[stek]

As I’m flying home on fri, do suppositories need to go in the little plastic bag for the plane?

[mudskipper]

Anyone peckish?

[barrydidit]

FTFY

Yeah, that too.

[northernladuk]

Whoever has hacked PC's account, please identify yourself. There is 50 quid in it to reset the password and email.

FTFY

[barrydidit]

Whoever has hacked PC's account, please identify yourself. You have some rep waiting.

[psychocandy]

Had issue with the old farmers a few years ago. Not nice.

Had a rough weekend and mrs made me make a GP appt for first thing monday morning. So I reluctantly agreed - planning to go to client late afterwards. So first off, showing young female GP my starfish at 9am on a monday morning.

Surprsingly she said I had to go to hospital straight away. So I agreed. Next few hours saw a few people looking at the old choccie. To be honest, it was killing me and I was crapping myself so I wasn't too bothered. Consultant came in (this was just a bed on a ward separated by curtain).

Actually had an anaesthetic in the ring piece, followed by some cutting, ending up with stitches. At one point it felt like he as using my bumhole like a bowling ball. At the end he asked me if I partook in anal sex at all. I did look at him a bit weird then I realised he meant being the taker. I assured him that was not my bus anyway. Even if it was I think I'd have been "up on blocks" for a while. To be fair, first visit to the Gary Glitter next day was a traumatic experience in itself!

To be fair at 1pm I was out of there and on my home. No chance of going to client that day. I did go next day (inc 45 mins each way sitting on train) and my arse was killing me. Permies at client knew what had gone on and took the p@ss relentlessly. Arse was killing for about a week.

All in all not much of a laugh. I did have to go back for a check up a month later but, knowing my marmite monster wasn't being prodded too much, it was no big deal letting someone check the poo pipe was looking shiny again.

[BrilloPad]

I think I've got a touch of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis might have to pop over to the chemist.

Brexit will cure that.

[BlasterBates]

I think I've got a touch of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis might have to pop over to the chemist.

[stek]

Going back for another this morning?

Got these from the chemist.

Have to do it twice a day, couldn’t be arsed this morning (geddit?)

[northernladyuk]

Luckily in Ireland prescriptions are capped at only €144 a month......

Going back for another this morning?