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Suppositories....
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Well, if you let Shaunbhoy kiss your neck first it's not too bad
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An old hillbilly farmer with a severe case of hemorrhoids visited the doctor. The doctor prescribed some very powerful suppositories and asked the man to come back in a couple of weeks.
The old farmer had never used suppositories before and didn't realize they weren't a pill to be taken orally.
Two weeks later, the old farmer, in even more discomfort from the hemorrhoids, sees the doctor again. The doctor asks him how the suppositories are working?
The old farmer says, "For all the good they done me, I might just as well have shoved them up my ass!"
The old farmer had never used suppositories before and didn't realize they weren't a pill to be taken orally.
Two weeks later, the old farmer, in even more discomfort from the hemorrhoids, sees the doctor again. The doctor asks him how the suppositories are working?
The old farmer says, "For all the good they done me, I might just as well have shoved them up my ass!"
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Ask your wife (or a carefully chosen professional) to fist you with no lube first.
The suppository will then feel like a blessing.
PS. If you don't have a good relationship with the aforesaid wife, or carefully chosen professional, I suggest you forego my first recommendation and rely on your own fair hand instead.
Good Luck
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You will like it HTH BIDI
