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Suppositories....

Just don't say "The drugs are up my arse" if you're asked if you have anything to declare.

Due to the lovely hard-border scuppering CTA as a Brit in Ireland I’m not subject to immigration control.

Besides, hoping to smuggle a few Jihadi Somalis in up there....
 

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