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 Depends - what are you driving?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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 That's a Yale. We're takingOriginally posted by greenlake View PostYou wouldn't be the first person to try that....
 
 That's quite a cavity."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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 Surely known as a "Keyster ++" in a South American jail.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostThat's a Yale. We're taking
 
 That's quite a cavity.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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 I genuinely can't offer any helpful advice, but sadly I'm approaching the age where I could. In the meantime, the best advice I can give is don't ask for any sort of medical advice on here.Originally posted by stek View PostGot a touch of the metrics, have to stick something up my bum for the first time, and I'm not gay.
 
 I'm kacking myself, incase I like it......
 
 Seriously though, just how difficult is it? His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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 Beyond my pay level.Originally posted by stek View PostAre butt plugs counted as business purchases? Just asking for a friend like.....
 
 I suggest you speak to to NLUKs family accountant.
 
 They are used to dealing with small accounting details such as this The Chunt of Chunts. The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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 Just get a prescription for them....Originally posted by stek View PostAre butt plugs counted as business purchases? Just asking for a friend like.....
 
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 Luckily in Ireland prescriptions are capped at only €144 a month......Originally posted by greenlake View PostJust get a prescription for them....
 
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 Going back for another this morning?Originally posted by stek View PostLuckily in Ireland prescriptions are capped at only €144 a month......Comment
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