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Depends - what are you driving?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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That's a Yale. We're takingOriginally posted by greenlake View PostYou wouldn't be the first person to try that....
That's quite a cavity."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Surely known as a "Keyster ++" in a South American jail.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostThat's a Yale. We're taking
That's quite a cavity.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I genuinely can't offer any helpful advice, but sadly I'm approaching the age where I could. In the meantime, the best advice I can give is don't ask for any sort of medical advice on here.Originally posted by stek View PostGot a touch of the metrics, have to stick something up my bum for the first time, and I'm not gay.
I'm kacking myself, incase I like it......
Seriously though, just how difficult is it?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Beyond my pay level.Originally posted by stek View PostAre butt plugs counted as business purchases? Just asking for a friend like.....
I suggest you speak to to NLUKs family accountant.
They are used to dealing with small accounting details such as this
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Just get a prescription for them....Originally posted by stek View PostAre butt plugs counted as business purchases? Just asking for a friend like.....
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Luckily in Ireland prescriptions are capped at only €144 a month......Originally posted by greenlake View PostJust get a prescription for them....

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Going back for another this morning?Originally posted by stek View PostLuckily in Ireland prescriptions are capped at only €144 a month......Comment
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