New Demanding and Arrogant Contract BA at Client Co

[BrilloPad]

What should I do

Let the air out of his bike tyres.

HTH

[MrMarkyMark]

Let the air out of his bike tyres.

HTH

I heard from a friend he has a towable generator.

I plan to let the tyres down on that

[northernladuk]

New contract BA guy rocks up to my desk, you know the sort, thinks he knows absolutely everything, about everything.

Slightly shifty, foxy, type of character, totally arrogant, walks around like he owns the place.

Turns out after lots of blithering about and mumbling Varchar this, Varchar that, turns out all the stupid twunt actually wants is a new table.

Anyway, in his so called spec, it turns out he hasn't given aliases for all the fields

In addition, he didn't even seem to know what most of the fields are data wise.

Total clown.

What should I do

Buy me a coffee and stop talking about me on forums boy! Now did I tell you about the time I single handedly deployed... blahh blahh blahh..

[MrMarkyMark]

Buy me a coffee and stop talking about me on forums boy! Now did I tell you about the time I single handedly deployed... blahh blahh blahh..

Cant be.

I've seen a picture of Suity, this guy isn't half as good looking.

Or to put it another way, he's twice as ugly as Suity, with a winning personality as well. Poor sod...

[vetran]

Now did I tell you about the time I single handedly deployed... blahh blahh blahh..

No but your wife did, how are the antibiotics working?

[greenlake]

I could, but he actually looks quite unfit.
Looks like a heavy drinker, most probably into drugs too.

So, unsure if he would know anything about the game

[northernladyuk]

That could be any one of you.

[MrMarkyMark]

That could be any one of you.

Not me, I'm still fairly slim

[MrMarkyMark]

Hang on.

I never said it was MF

[vetran]

That could be any one of you.

nah he has more hair than me.