Mystifying experience - can anyone explain?

**barrydidit** · 30 June 2017, 10:06

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Last night I was cycling home. I got to about this point here at about 17:30 : -

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.44...7i13312!8i6656

I am always careful at this point. Traffic going out of LOndon has probably been delayed at Clifton roundabout(A20/A205). So drivers are keen to get going.

On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

However I decided to stop and see if she was okay. I thought she might be on drink/drugs. There are no buses/trains round there. I asked if she was okay - she smiled and said yes thanks. She appeared fine so I toddled off. Aged about 30 I suppose?

I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

Anyone with better suggestions?

You need to upload your GoPro footage before we can make a reasonable assessment.

**scooterscot** · 30 June 2017, 10:11

Looking for customers?

**BrilloPad** · 30 June 2017, 10:12

Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

You need to upload your GoPro footage before we can make a reasonable assessment.

I have been meaning to get one for ages. I need one for the car too. I have only just ditched the fliofax - I am behind the times...

**BrilloPad** · 30 June 2017, 10:14

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Looking for customers?

Inneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....

**OwlHoot** · 30 June 2017, 10:21

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Looking for customers?

Sounds very much like it. Without a pretext (e.g. "looking for a train ticket I dropped") they can be done for soliciting.

**BrilloPad** · 30 June 2017, 10:24

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Sounds very much like it. Without a pretext (e.g. "looking for a train ticket I dropped") they can be done for soliciting.

If I see her again I will advise her to join AW. Got to be safer.

**Paddy** · 30 June 2017, 10:37

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Last night I was cycling home. I got to about this point here at about 17:30 : -

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.44...7i13312!8i6656

I am always careful at this point. Traffic going out of LOndon has probably been delayed at Clifton roundabout(A20/A205). So drivers are keen to get going.

On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

However I decided to stop and see if she was okay. I thought she might be on drink/drugs. There are no buses/trains round there. I asked if she was okay - she smiled and said yes thanks. She appeared fine so I toddled off. Aged about 30 I suppose?

I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

Anyway, I nipped behind the hedge and had a wank.

Anyone with better suggestions?

FTFY

**ChimpMaster** · 30 June 2017, 10:38

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Inneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....

Mate, just goes to show that you can't even get it when you're willing to pay for it.

**scooterscot** · 30 June 2017, 11:14

I've read your story 3 times now...

Mystifying experience - can anyone explain?