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BrilloPad replied

30 June 2017, 14:33
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

The voice of experience.

If it works for you, don't knock it.
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BrilloPad replied

30 June 2017, 14:32
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Upon seeing you on your bike, you must've triggered some sort of biological response that caused her to present herself to you....

I believe I am currently overdrawn.
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northernladyuk replied

30 June 2017, 14:25
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Sounds very much like it. Without a pretext (e.g. "looking for a train ticket I dropped") they can be done for soliciting.

The voice of experience.
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greenlake replied

30 June 2017, 14:04
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

Anyone with better suggestions?

Upon seeing you on your bike, you must've triggered some sort of biological response that caused her to present herself to you....
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WTFH replied

30 June 2017, 12:25
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I was trying not to be run over.

...and you saw somewhere to park your bike.
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BrilloPad replied

30 June 2017, 12:10
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Was it like a badly packed kebab?

I was trying not to be run over.
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Mordac replied

30 June 2017, 12:07
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Inneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....

If you have to ask...
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original PM replied

30 June 2017, 11:49
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

She was skinny. LOTS of cellulite. Fully shaven.

Was it like a badly packed kebab?
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FiveTimes replied

30 June 2017, 11:48
Would Mitch ?
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BrilloPad replied

30 June 2017, 11:42
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Okay we need some BMI indices before this thread goes any further.

She was skinny. LOTS of cellulite. Fully shaven.
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scooterscot replied

30 June 2017, 11:23
Okay we need some BMI indices before this thread goes any further.
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original PM replied

30 June 2017, 11:18
Maybe she thought you looked tired and was offering you somewhere to park your bike.
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scooterscot replied

30 June 2017, 11:14
I've read your story 3 times now...
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ChimpMaster replied

30 June 2017, 10:38
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Inneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....

Mate, just goes to show that you can't even get it when you're willing to pay for it.
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Paddy replied

30 June 2017, 10:37
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Last night I was cycling home. I got to about this point here at about 17:30 : -

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.44...7i13312!8i6656

I am always careful at this point. Traffic going out of LOndon has probably been delayed at Clifton roundabout(A20/A205). So drivers are keen to get going.

On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

However I decided to stop and see if she was okay. I thought she might be on drink/drugs. There are no buses/trains round there. I asked if she was okay - she smiled and said yes thanks. She appeared fine so I toddled off. Aged about 30 I suppose?

I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

Anyway, I nipped behind the hedge and had a wank.

Anyone with better suggestions?

FTFY
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