Originally posted by northernladyuk
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Previously on "Mystifying experience - can anyone explain?"
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSounds very much like it. Without a pretext (e.g. "looking for a train ticket I dropped") they can be done for soliciting.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOn the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.
I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?
Anyone with better suggestions?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShe was skinny. LOTS of cellulite. Fully shaven.
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Okay we need some BMI indices before this thread goes any further.
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Maybe she thought you looked tired and was offering you somewhere to park your bike.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostInneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLast night I was cycling home. I got to about this point here at about 17:30 : -
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.44...7i13312!8i6656
I am always careful at this point. Traffic going out of LOndon has probably been delayed at Clifton roundabout(A20/A205). So drivers are keen to get going.
On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.
However I decided to stop and see if she was okay. I thought she might be on drink/drugs. There are no buses/trains round there. I asked if she was okay - she smiled and said yes thanks. She appeared fine so I toddled off. Aged about 30 I suppose?
I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?
Anyway, I nipped behind the hedge and had a wank.
Anyone with better suggestions?
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