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Cat rapists

20 June 2017, 14:11

Anyone know how to stop local tom cats fighting over and assaulting my two neutered females. Softly softly approach (water pistols) doesn't seem to be working. The little b'stards are wailing all night long.

Best 4g signal is in
[ ] Trap 1
[X] Trap 2
[ ] Trap 3
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20 June 2017, 14:13

Get two female dogs?
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20 June 2017, 14:15

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Get two female dogs?

Two greyhounds or other prey driven dogs...

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20 June 2017, 14:24

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20 June 2017, 14:25

The old man will rape male cats for a fiver each, or eight quid for the pair.
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20 June 2017, 14:30

Small pill (made of lead) inserted at high velocity just below the ear.

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20 June 2017, 14:34

The Chunt of Chunts.
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20 June 2017, 14:36

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Small pill (made of lead) inserted at high velocity just below the ear.

That's a bit harsh. There are worse posters than MLB.
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20 June 2017, 14:37

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20 June 2017, 14:39

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Ah, Sue Ellens underwear.

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