If they are sterilised why to deny the male cats some fun?
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Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
Ah.....................so that was the solution to your previous cat problem
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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You need to dress your cats up to look more scary.
England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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AtW had the same issue with squirrels.
He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.
At least that was what the defense team alleged.Comment
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Trouble is, all that kebab meat stuck to his old chap attracted the foxes instead.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAtW had the same issue with squirrels.
He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.
At least that was what the defense team alleged.Comment
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Indeed, I believe his dress at his court appearance let him down, the same outfit that he was wearing when addressing things is in his gardenOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostAtW had the same issue with squirrels.
He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.
At least that was what the defense team alleged.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I believe that's the compromising photograph AtW had of the judge that led to his unconditional discharge. The dry cleaners had to put a surcharge on the bill.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostIndeed, I believe his dress at his court appearance let him down, the same outfit that he was wearing when addressing things is in his garden

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FTFY.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostAh.....................so that was the solution to ANY cat problem
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by MrLoveBucket View PostAnyone know how to stop local tom cats fighting over and assaulting my two neutered females. Softly softly approach (water pistols) doesn't seem to be working. The little b'stards are wailing all night long.
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Only in cold weatherOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAh, Sue Ellens underwear.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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