CatFlap

[vetran]

And make sure you select images only

Make sure you ask for "young shaven pussy" to get a clear picture. With a little bit of luck the security team will have him off the computer in a few minutes.

[WTFH]

Make sure you ask for "young shaven pussy" to get a clear picture. With a little bit of luck the security team will have him off the computer in a few minutes.

My neighbour used to have some rare breed chickens, she'd buy the eggs in and hatch them. Some of them look like Big Bird. My neighbour innocently googled them to show us pictures of what they will look like. So she had her computer and searched for images of Polish Buff Chicks.

[vetran]

My neighbour used to have some rare breed chickens, she'd buy the eggs in and hatch them. Some of them look like Big Bird. My neighbour innocently googled them to show us pictures of what they will look like. So she had her computer and searched for images of Polish Buff Chicks.

[OwlHoot]

You blokes make me laugh. All this innuendo and hidden meaning. It takes ages to work it out. So, for the recent migrants amongst us, here we go.

Basically you are saying a cat flap is your code word for your second property where you run your mistress out of, yeah?

And making the flap bigger means - spending more time at the coal face digging out coal ...

Ah, I spotted the flaw there. If the cat had, um, had kittens, wouldn't he be asking about making the flap smaller?

[vetran]

there you go found it