CatFlap

[Mordac]

Damn cats,

we paid not a small amount of money last week for a man to come along, remove a panel of toughened doubleglazed glass from the wintergarden and replace with a new panel containing a cat flap

and the cats won't use the cat flap

Milan.

Get a dog.

[vetran]

so Milan needs help with his cat flap issues?

Urban Dictionary: Cat Flap

Paging NLYUK!

[NotAllThere]

Have to be careful handling safety glass. I was shifting a big panel from our front door, put too much strain on one area and it exploded into thousands of tiny bits.

I spent a happy day as a youth working at a glaziers, smashing up the old safety glass. One whack with a mallet on the corner is all it takes.

[BrilloPad]

I spent a happy day as a youth working at a glaziers, smashing up the old safety glass. One whack with a mallet on the corner is all it takes.

That is what Mrs BP says about me.

[SueEllen]

Get a dog.

He doesn't like doing exercise.

[Whorty]

Took me no more than 20 mins to teach our cat to use the catflap. Been same with all other cats i've had in the past. I must be lucky to get the intelligent cats from Cats Protection

[AtW]

Now - a year later - we're having all the doors and windows replaced in the house.

All with catflaps?

[Fronttoback]

You blokes make me laugh. All this innuendo and hidden meaning. It takes ages to work it out. So, for the recent migrants amongst us, here we go.

Basically you are saying a cat flap is your code word for your second property where you run your mistress out of, yeah?

And making the flap bigger means - spending more time at the coal face digging out coal

Not being able to tempt the cat through the flap means she won't party today. She's busy or something.

Making the flap smaller means she's withholding treats.

Putting food out for the cat, means she needs more pocket money or cat food to continue the arrangement.

Cat food is code for colombian marching powder.

You people are the muts nuts. You really are.

[milanbenes]

All with catflaps?

I was wondering that too

:-)

Milan.

[AtW]

the investment in the new glass in the wintergarden/conservatory/orangery must pay off

All hail .NET!!!