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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI prefer to call it "selective culling of useless crap". For instance, I've never seen Towie, and I genuinely don't know how the Kardashians became so famous that they're all married to rappers or having sex-change ops. All of that could be completely wrong for all I care, some useless crap creeps in occasionally, and only gets culled when I can be arsed.
Anyway, all of that could make smalltalk a little tricky if I was ever tempted by one of your legendary Tuesday Specials (you know, the one where you take your teeth out for the authentic Granny Experience, and it's only a fiver for anyone who's bothered to wash beforehand - six quid for those that haven't, but then Aldi do a cheap mouthwash, so you still come out on top - if you pardon the expression).
You'd better start brushing up on football and Scorsese films, or we'll have nothing to natter about. And that would be a shame.
Fact is you're thick as mince.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by vetran View PostSwitzerland your new country seems to have long periods of holding the psychopath's money and is therefore morally bankrupt, Germany went collectively insane I can't really see Farage ushering them into the gas chamber. maybe its better not to be too clever.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostMaybe. But I'm pretty sure being a complete imbecile has no saving graces whatsoever.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by diseasex View Post
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Originally posted by vetran View Postdon't be so hard on yourself, we don't think you are a COMPLETE imbecile, we assume you can perform basic tasks. Though the rumour is you need help dressing yourself.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostBloomberg is a great source of reliable, unbiased news.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostBollux. You lost all credibility whe you told us about your agents cut.
Fact is you're thick as mince.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThe Daily Mail has long-standing plans at the ready to remove these Enemies of the People and Saboteurs from the population.
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Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostBloomberg is a great source of reliable, unbiased news.
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