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Switzerland your new country seems to have long periods of holding the psychopath's money and is therefore morally bankrupt, Germany went collectively insane I can't really see Farage ushering them into the gas chamber. maybe its better not to be too clever. -
Bollux. You lost all credibility whe you told us about your agents cut.Originally posted by Mordac View PostI prefer to call it "selective culling of useless crap". For instance, I've never seen Towie, and I genuinely don't know how the Kardashians became so famous that they're all married to rappers or having sex-change ops. All of that could be completely wrong for all I care, some useless crap creeps in occasionally, and only gets culled when I can be arsed.
Anyway, all of that could make smalltalk a little tricky if I was ever tempted by one of your legendary Tuesday Specials (you know, the one where you take your teeth out for the authentic Granny Experience, and it's only a fiver for anyone who's bothered to wash beforehand - six quid for those that haven't, but then Aldi do a cheap mouthwash, so you still come out on top - if you pardon the expression).
You'd better start brushing up on football and Scorsese films, or we'll have nothing to natter about. And that would be a shame.


Fact is you're thick as mince.Hard Brexit now!
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Maybe. But I'm pretty sure being a complete imbecile has no saving graces whatsoever.Originally posted by vetran View PostSwitzerland your new country seems to have long periods of holding the psychopath's money and is therefore morally bankrupt, Germany went collectively insane I can't really see Farage ushering them into the gas chamber. maybe its better not to be too clever.Hard Brexit now!
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don't be so hard on yourself, we don't think you are a COMPLETE imbecile, we assume you can perform basic tasks. Though the rumour is you need help dressing yourself.Originally posted by sasguru View PostMaybe. But I'm pretty sure being a complete imbecile has no saving graces whatsoever.Comment
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Bloomberg is a great source of reliable, unbiased news.Originally posted by diseasex View Post
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Good luck.Originally posted by vetran View Postdon't be so hard on yourself, we don't think you are a COMPLETE imbecile, we assume you can perform basic tasks. Though the rumour is you need help dressing yourself.Hard Brexit now!
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It has never even published an article praising the Blackshirts.Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostBloomberg is a great source of reliable, unbiased news.
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Bugger, you got me. Well done, you sent in the Northern tart to soften me up, and it worked a treat. Oh the shame of it all, I think I'll have to go and vote LibDem to redeem my soul.Originally posted by sasguru View PostBollux. You lost all credibility whe you told us about your agents cut.

Fact is you're thick as mince.
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A bit funny really, considering that the Daily Outrage is owned by a foreigner. Probably a bit of vested interest in their preachings.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThe Daily Mail has long-standing plans at the ready to remove these Enemies of the People and Saboteurs from the population.
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It probably a bit stupid asking a serious question in General, but why did so many Poles choose to come to the UK? Other countries (Ireland and Spain, for example) also received huge amounts of EU money to improve their infrastructure and boost their economy for the collective good, but nowhere near as many moved here.Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostBloomberg is a great source of reliable, unbiased news.
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