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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostJust like the lottery then

I bet original PM, BP and OH buy the lottery.
It's been accurately described as a tax on chavs

Hard Brexit now!
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There is a probability that Macron will win 100% to 0%Originally posted by sasguru View Post
I bet original PM, BP and OH buy the lottery.
It's been accurately described as a tax on chavs


There is also a probability that Le Pen will win 100% to 0%
The reality is both of those probabilities will be nearly zero - but as they are both viable outcomes they will not be zero.
The reality is that the answer will be nearer to a Macron win with a say 55% to 45% margin therefore the probability this is what happens is close to 1 - but it will not be 1 because it is not a guarantee.
But I guess I have answered a question you did not ask.Comment
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Hehe! Fair point.Originally posted by sasguru View Post
I bet original PM, BP and OH buy the lottery.
It's been accurately described as a tax on chavs


Can't speak for PM & BP, but I used to buy five lines most Saturdays. I rarely buy any these days since the price per line doubled.
As most of the proceeds supposedly go to charity and causes not otherwise funded, arguably the "chavs" are actually virtuous, public spirited people! (although most, including myself, are motivated solely by greed
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Stop digging.Originally posted by original PM View PostThere is a probability that Macron will win 100% to 0%
There is also a probability that Le Pen will win 100% to 0%
The reality is both of those probabilities will be nearly zero - but as they are both viable outcomes they will not be zero.
The reality is that the answer will be nearer to a Macron win with a say 55% to 45% margin therefore the probability this is what happens is close to 1 - but it will not be 1 because it is not a guarantee.
But I guess I have answered a question you did not ask.
Nothing's changed since you struggled at school.
Neither will Brexit suddenly enhance your IQ - losers before Brexit will be losers after.
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Quite possibly the stupidest post you have ever made, which for you takes some doing. Quite spectacularly stupid. Stupidity below and beneath the call of duty.Originally posted by original PM View PostThere is a probability that Macron will win 100% to 0%
There is also a probability that Le Pen will win 100% to 0%
The reality is both of those probabilities will be nearly zero - but as they are both viable outcomes they will not be zero.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Depends who your supplier is. Colombian is still worth paying the extra.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostCan't speak for PM & BP, but I used to buy five lines most Saturdays. I rarely buy any these days since the price per line doubled.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I do apologise.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostQuite possibly the stupidest post you have ever made, which for you takes some doing. Quite spectacularly stupid. Stupidity below and beneath the call of duty.
I must remember to understand the difference between probability and possibility.
Well at least someone does!Comment
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Pound lost more than 2 cents against the euro last night. Ouch.
Guess Frexit is off the table. Brexitiers, who'll fight your corner now?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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No-one thought TRump would win.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostPound lost more than 2 cents against the euro last night. Ouch.
Guess Frexit is off the table. Brexitiers, who'll fight your corner now?Comment
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