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CUK has become a Bremoaners playground
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Indeed, such millennial narcissism.Originally posted by chopper View PostThat's not a proper flounce if you keep coming back to see everyone respond.
And then when you respond, it's not even lurking.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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There is the small matter of the separation bill you now owe us. We wont even discuss your flouncing arrangements until you pay us £51,000,000.99. Any flouncing agreement may not apply to your left foot.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt isn't a flounce, I'm just tying up loose ends before the end of my CUK contract.
Thanks to Admin for paying all the invoices like clockwork.
Of course, you could revert to World Internet Organisation rules if this sounds like a bad deal.Taking a break from contractingComment
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Is the lickle snowflake off to his safe space then?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNormally a flounce is driven by extreme and vigorous argument, but this time it is due to the relentless, negative, pointless and utterly tedious bremoaner posts.
I'm off to watch some red, white and blue paint dry for the next two years, far more interesting than the crap posted here.
See you when it's all over.Hard Brexit now!
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Don't let the door hit your on your arse on the way out.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNormally a flounce is driven by extreme and vigorous argument, but this time it is due to the relentless, negative, pointless and utterly tedious bremoaner posts.
I'm off to watch some red, white and blue paint dry for the next two years, far more interesting than the crap posted here.
See you when it's all over.
But you do have the best forum name, so I feel a little sad.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Feeling better yet?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDon't let the door hit your on your arse on the way out.
But you do have the best forum name, so I feel a little sad. 
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Will miss Dim Prawn , the only Brexiter that didnt start banging on about WW1 and WW2 when trying to explain why leaving was a good ideaOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostNormally a flounce is driven by extreme and vigorous argument, but this time it is due to the relentless, negative, pointless and utterly tedious bremoaner posts.
I'm off to watch some red, white and blue paint dry for the next two years, far more interesting than the crap posted here.
See you when it's all over.Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinationsComment
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Pretty sure I didn't either
BTW I made my statement before the vote. The real question is whether you want an additional layer of Bureaucracy and to pay for it.Comment
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In return for the additional layer of bureacracy, can we have a single market and free movement of labour within Europe and a customs union, and also some protection for workers from the tender caresses of Alexander Boris de Pffefel Johnson, Jacob Rees Mogg and his nanny?Originally posted by NigelJK View PostPretty sure I didn't either
BTW I made my statement before the vote. The real question is whether you want an additional layer of Bureaucracy and to pay for it.Comment
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