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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesHere's one for you... An erstwhile colleague once told me that all gingers stink of p1ss. Any of you care to confirm/deny said allegation?
Frankly, I cannot imagine that Isla Fisher stinks of p1ss even for a minute... Not that it'd stand in my way if she didI was TheMonkeyComment
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Originally posted by The Clown BeaterIt's more of a ASDA economy orange squash type smell. Bit musty.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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I can turn up on the Wednesday if it's not been finalised...."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesHere's one for you... An erstwhile colleague once told me that all gingers stink of p1ss. Any of you care to confirm/deny said allegation?
Frankly, I cannot imagine that Isla Fisher stinks of p1ss even for a minute... Not that it'd stand in my way if she did
I'm strawberry blonde so I cannot comment.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by cojakBut if it's still on Thursday 14th, I can't make it
I'm off to Tenerife on the 15th.
Sorry Chaps....Comment
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Originally posted by cojakI can turn up on the Wednesday if it's not been finalised....
I was hoping to gain valuable girl CUK advice from you!
I can only make the 19th - maybe there should be 2 do's?The pope is a tard.Comment
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We need a poll with dates (I'm not going to force the majority decision - if it's the 19th, so be it...)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojakWe need a poll with dates (I'm not going to force the majority decision - if it's the 19th, so be it...)
Me neither - if its the 14th we could arrange some kind of webcam thing? Thats my birthday, so I'll be out in GeordieLand - I'd gladly dial in at some point!The pope is a tard.Comment
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