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    #51
    Originally posted by The Clown Beater
    Or kill themselves.
    Well thats a bit extreme.

    Actually, any self respecting ginge would pass themselves of as a strawberry blonde (like my good self)
    The pope is a tard.

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      #52
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      I used to get ginger furballs...
      Nice Zeit, real nice...
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #53
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        I used to get ginger furballs...
        I just spilled coffee everywhere. Thank you.
        I was TheMonkey

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          #54
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I used to get ginger furballs...
          The pope is a tard.

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            #55
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Well thats a bit extreme.

            Actually, any self respecting ginge would pass themselves of as a strawberry blonde (like my good self)
            That's a poor lie. I had a ging ex though so I shouldn't moan. Then again she was a bitch so...
            I was TheMonkey

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              #56
              Originally posted by The Clown Beater
              That's a poor lie. I had a ging ex though so I shouldn't moan. Then again she was a bitch so...

              Why did you change your name anyway TCB?
              The pope is a tard.

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                #57
                I'm feeling really bad about this...

                But if it's still on Thursday 14th, I can't make it

                I'm off to Tenerife on the 15th.

                Sorry Chaps....
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by The Clown Beater
                  That's a poor lie. I had a ging ex though so I shouldn't moan. Then again she was a bitch so...
                  Here's one for you... An erstwhile colleague once told me that all gingers stink of p1ss. Any of you care to confirm/deny said allegation?

                  Frankly, I cannot imagine that Isla Fisher stinks of p1ss even for a minute... Not that it'd stand in my way if she did
                  The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Any time.

                    HTH.

                    Is the keyboard fecked?
                    Fortunately no. It's a large circa 1992 2kg IBM clackety thing so it's survived about 5 cups of coffee, 4 orange juices, 2 tins of pepsi and some vomit.
                    I was TheMonkey

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by cojak
                      But if it's still on Thursday 14th, I can't make it

                      I'm off to Tenerife on the 15th.

                      Sorry Chaps....
                      Pah cojak. Was looking forward to a drink with you.

                      The winter sun-loving one does raise a good point though - are we decided on a date?
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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