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Reply to: The CUK Christmas Party Poll
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Previously on "The CUK Christmas Party Poll"
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While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
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Ah yes, reminds me of Postal 2: suck a pipe of the good stuff, grab a petrol can, go to the disco, light can and throw it at the dancers on the floor, hear the screaming and watch the contortions, do the same with Gary Coleman. Avoid armed bouncers. Sick, sick, sick...Originally posted by realityhackAnd if he chooses to be a 'furry', we can set fire to him!
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And if he chooses to be a 'furry', we can set fire to him!Originally posted by hyperDFantastic idea: "Oi! Inside 2nd life, get yerself an avatar and meet me by the really wierd purple building on the southside of First Land!"
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Fantastic idea: "Oi! Inside 2nd life, get yerself an avatar and meet me by the really wierd purple building on the southside of First Land!"Originally posted by realityhackI propose we all get registered and go to a bar on Second Life, and watch this.
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And that is the image of BernardCommon I'll carry with me as I leave for the pub ...Good evening, one and allOriginally posted by cojak'Course he can - it doesn't mean that anyone else turns up....
He stands in the drizzle yelling 'C'mon if you think yer hard enough!' into the dark and lonely night...
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I propose we all get registered and go to a bar on Second Life, and watch this.
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I can and I have!Originally posted by XenophonTLG!! You can't ask people outside on a bulletin board!!

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'Course he can - it doesn't mean that anyone else turns up....
He stands in the drizzle yelling 'C'mon if you think yer hard enough!' into the dark and lonely night...
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TLG!! You can't ask people outside on a bulletin board!!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanThat would have me banned too, I think I have asked a couple of chaps outside for a fist fight. etc.
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Bugger - looks like I missed a good (almost) fisticuffs.
when did all this happen?
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Oh yes my friend!!Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesIn the Christmas spirit already then Xen?
Bring it on!!!
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That would have me banned too, I think I have asked a couple of chaps outside for a fist fight. etc.Originally posted by XenophonMy personal standpoint would be not to stand for getting physical violence threats either to be honest Bagpuss. I mean how would you feel about it if it happened to you?
Good riddance is what I say. Also, I am quite sure that Admin would have looked into what was said before making any decision to ban.
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