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    #41
    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Where you staying Sal? I need to find somewhere and it's always nice to have someone to prop the hotel bar up with...

    I might be nieve to the point of stupid, but like I'd tell you that?!!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #42
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      I dont think we'll have to. Everyone will walk through the pub doors with the same scared tulipless look on their faces - we'll stand out a mile
      Like SAS will have when Bernard Common arrives?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #43
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        I might be nieve to the point of stupid, but like I'd tell you that?!!
        Ooops.. That wasn't a loaded question...
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #44
          Originally posted by Bagpuss
          Like SAS will have when Bernard Common arrives?
          We're up to 11 and no fighting kids.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #45
            12...
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #46
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Thank you for sharing that...
              Welcome ZG. Come out next month and I'll tell you stories that'll make your little green goolies shudder.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Xenophon
                Welcome ZG. Come out next month and I'll tell you stories that'll make your little green goolies shudder.

                Do Giant Alien Lizards have green goolies? I never thought about that before! I think that would be more of a turn off than ginger pubes!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss
                  Like SAS will have when Bernard Common arrives?
                  Who is Bernard Common?
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Dunno about that; my last GF had ginger pubes...

                    Ewww - any self respecting ginge would shave!
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Ewww - any self respecting ginge would shave!
                      Or kill themselves.
                      I was TheMonkey

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