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Anyone for a Morning Run
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Funnily enough I've got two contracts due to running. The small talk was on training methods."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.
As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.
I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".
I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAt today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.
As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.
I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".
I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAt today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.
As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.
I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".
I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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What a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Went for a morning ski instead, legs like jelly now.
Last edited by scooterscot; 26 February 2017, 18:54."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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