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Funnily enough I've got two contracts due to running. The small talk was on training methods."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.
As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.
I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".
I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.
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You should have contacted NLUK's carer via the number hanging off his necklaceOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostAt today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.
As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.
I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".
I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAt today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.
As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.
I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".
I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.
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What a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I think you should go at 5am in the morning otherwise you will distress other runners who will think you are having a heart attack every time you stop.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Went for a morning ski instead, legs like jelly now.
Last edited by scooterscot; 26 February 2017, 18:54."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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