Anyone for a Morning Run

[BigRed]

Could taking up running help you get a new job? - BBC News

Hope this doesn't catch on.

[greenlake]

Hope this doesn't catch on.

Never....

[SueEllen]

Funnily enough I've got two contracts due to running. The small talk was on training methods.

[administrator]

[mudskipper]

At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.

As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.

I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".

I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).

I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.

[SlipTheJab]

At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.

As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.

I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".

I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).

I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.

You should have contacted NLUK's carer via the number hanging off his necklace

[cojak]

At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.

As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.

I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".

I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).

I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.

[MarillionFan]

What a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park.

[SueEllen]

What a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park.

I think you should go at 5am in the morning otherwise you will distress other runners who will think you are having a heart attack every time you stop.

[scooterscot]

Went for a morning ski instead, legs like jelly now.