Anyone for a Morning Run

[SueEllen]

Isn't SueEllen more like this....?

Nope.

I find when I'm injured I turn into a fat bar-steward. Unfortunately I recovered so ramping up the exercise. Though it's made fun by all those people doing spring marathon training for the first time.

BTW Autumn marathon training is much easier as long as your marathon is in September or October.

[BrilloPad]

At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.

As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.

I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".

I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).

I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.

I bet if he had been drinking the brandy while eating a BigMac you would have licked him....

[greenlake]

To be fair it's amazing you can still do it.

Hats off to you love.

Isn't SueEllen more like this....?

[scooterscot]

This is me when attempting to jog

[MarillionFan]

I think you should go at 5am in the morning otherwise you will distress other runners who will think you are having a heart attack every time you stop.

To be fair it's amazing you can still do it.



Hats off to you love.

[scooterscot]

Went for a morning ski instead, legs like jelly now.

[SueEllen]

What a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park.

I think you should go at 5am in the morning otherwise you will distress other runners who will think you are having a heart attack every time you stop.

[MarillionFan]

What a good idea. I think I'm going to pop out for a jog around the park.

[cojak]

At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.

As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.

I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".

I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).

I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.

[SlipTheJab]

At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.

As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.

I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".

I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).

I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.

You should have contacted NLUK's carer via the number hanging off his necklace

[mudskipper]

At today's parkrun I found myself asking a fellow runner if I could lick him.

As he ran past me, he was commenting to his mate that he was hungover and sweating brandy.

I then bumped in to him in the token scanning queue. He said "You can lick me now, if you want".

I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about, and that he'd got the wrong red-faced sweaty woman (there were a few to pick from).

I'm not sure who was more embarrassed.

[administrator]

[SueEllen]

Funnily enough I've got two contracts due to running. The small talk was on training methods.

[greenlake]

Hope this doesn't catch on.

Never....

[BigRed]

Could taking up running help you get a new job? - BBC News

Hope this doesn't catch on.