Christmas works drinks...

[Bee]

...not something I usually get involved in. I like to try to remain as professional as possible at all times, innit.

Yeah sure, just like me.

Sadly last night I ignored my own advice and joined some colleagues for a few 'quiet' drinks.

You ignored...Oh Jesus!!! Just like me...

This has resulted in me waking up in bed with one of said colleagues, after roughly one hour of sleep.


Dear CUK community, please help me through what is sure to be a fairly testing day in the office.

I don't want to scare you, but I got married with my collegue.
I hope that helps.

[northernladuk]

I don't want to scare you, but I got married with my collegue.
I hope that helps.

Poor bastard.

[Bee]

Poor bastard.

Don't scare him, he is in love but he doesn't know yet.

[BrilloPad]

Don't scare him, he is in love but he doesn't know yet.

He is in lust. Until you remove the paper bag from your head and open your mouth.

It must be nice using your personality as a contraceptive.

[SimonMac]

So who did you wake up with this morning?

[vetran]

So who did you wake up with this morning?

meow

[OwlHoot]

So many bitter people here scoffing at office romances.

But then with the divorce laws in this country I guess it's understandable.

[NotAllThere]

meow

Your need for counselling is becoming increasingly evident.

[DaveB]

So who did you wake up with this morning?

MrsB, after an hours sleep

[vetran]

Your need for counselling is becoming increasingly evident.

don't worry Moody I'm fine.

Tell you what, why don't you merge the last 3 days threads for no reason to make yourself feel better.