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Vegetablists, send me your unwanted fivers...
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Vegetablists, send me your unwanted fivers...
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those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it
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First thing that occurred to me too, fivers containing beef and pork fatOriginally posted by RSoles View Postthose who do not study history are doomed to repeat it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian..._the_rebellion
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British pound for British people!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostFirst thing that occurred to me too, fivers containing beef and pork fat
Anyone who doesn't like it can donate them to the BNP.Comment
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Bad news for those thinking they can steep a bundle of fivers when they're short of Bovril: A Very Precise Calculation of Exactly How Many Cows Are Being Murdered to Make the New Fivers | VICE | United KingdomComment
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Holy CowOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostBad news for those thinking they can steep a bundle of fivers when they're short of Bovril: A Very Precise Calculation of Exactly How Many Cows Are Being Murdered to Make the New Fivers | VICE | United KingdomComment
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One comment in the Times:
...modern eating prescriptions have little to do with sound sense or even seeking broader societal change. They are about signalling you are superior both physically — your colon is spotless! — and politically. “Clean eaters” are too pure to touch dirty money.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I heard it was best to lick the end these new fivers before feeding them into automatic payment machines.
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