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    #11
    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
    Or what about radiators which bleed THEMSELVES
    Invent one.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Invent one.
      The minute anyone does that, all men are doomed. Only men can bleed radiators, take that away and we have no purpose.
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        The minute anyone does that, all men are doomed. Only men can bleed radiators, take that away and we have no purpose.
        HV30C Autovents Chrome | Misc. Plumbing Tools | Screwfix.com

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          #14
          Any ideas spring from this? Yellowstone Park accident victim dissolved in boiling acidic pool - BBC News

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            #15
            I won't tell the wife, and I'll let you know how long I manage to get away with it...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Got my writer's club tomorrow and can't think of a story despite half a bottle of Pinot Grigiot. Any suggestions?

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                #17
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                This is another one - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...al-meth-scheme
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Got my writer's club tomorrow and can't think of a story despite half a bottle of Pinot Grigiot. Any suggestions?
                  Drink the other half?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
                    Drink the other half?
                    Damn beat me to it.

                    How about neo Europhiles that plan to take over the world and give them one currency & Language removing personal freedom.

                    oh been done before.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Hmmm. Doing some last minute bollux about big bugs and little bugs. Thanks Ogden Nash.

                      If I don't get my imagination back by next month I shan't bother again. Trouble is, the description of interests in my profile, "Staring at the wall" is beginning to become a reality. When is Dignitas going to implement my suggestion of providing suffocation by a fat lady's huge bottom?

                      Hmm. Need to update my profile, IT contractor and part time rent boy is not right now I'm retired from IT. It should be full time rent boy.

                      PS Right. Done it. More like a philosophical treatise than a story, that will bore the old ladies.
                      Last edited by xoggoth; 18 November 2016, 11:56.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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